A New Awakening

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Me:(yawn) Prof. Oak wanted to give me a pokemon when I already have a Dratini? Now that is just weird........Anyway I probably should get going.........

Prof. Oak's Lab
P.O.: Take this dumb Eevee away from me! Its nothing but trouble!
Me: Fine(you motherf***er)
Route 1
Random Person: BATTLE ME!
Me: fine wimp!

Battle
Dratini does 30 damage to turtwig. Turtwig faints.

Route 1
Random Person: OH NOES! I lost........

Viridian City
Mom/Misty: WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ME: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!

-to be continued-

[zifgf]

Dad/Ash: Quit your f*cking griping son! GET OUT OF OUR WAY!

Me:(wonder what that was about)
Route 2
Me: HOLY! Is.....Is.....that.........DEOXYS?!?!?!?!?!?!? OMG!
Deoxys:Weewoo
Me: GO POKEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (failed to catch DEOXYS) Darn.........Go Dratini! Use extremespeed! GO POKEBALL!!!!!(Barely managed to catch Deoxys)
Wow I did it........